You Can be Bad

The way I look at dessert is, if you take the time and make it yourself, you've truly earned it. It's so much more gratifying to indulge your sweet tooth this way than to tear open the drum stick.

Of course, those of you that know me know that may favourite things in the world include dark chocolate, maple syrup, and ice cream. So why not throw them all together with some caramelised bananas?!

The caramelised banana split is an idea I got from an episode of The F Word so credit goes to Gordon Ramsay for this, but essentially you simply cut a banana length-wise and then sprinkle the wet side with coarse sugar generously. And then, just like a crème brulée, you torch it. Of course, unlike me who likes to toss around cash on kitchen gadgets, most people don't have a food torch, so this can also be done by laying the sugared bananas on a baking sheet, and putting it in the oven on the highest rack on broil for about 3-4 minutes - watch closely; yank them out as soon as you see them bubbling rapidly. With this method of course, you need to let them cool or you're ice cream will melt too fast.

Topping a banana split is all you. I usually just grab whatever's in my baking cupboard, which almost always includes some dark chocolate. Just like coffee, the way to go with chocolate, no matter what you're making, is organic fair trade. You will absolutely taste the difference good clean soil makes to cocoa bean, even when it's melted over ice cream.

The trick to melting chocolate is a gentle melting process, and something to keep it from hardening from the shock of the cold ice cream. To do this, place a metal or glass bowl over a saucepan of water (make sure the water doesn't touch the boil) and lay the chocolate (roughly chopped) in the bowl and bring to a gentle boil. When the chocolate starts to melt, add about 1/2 tbsp of corn syrup and whisk until liquidy.

And of course, to add my special touch I added a maple-cream sauce... don't ask - essentially it was botched maple fudge (I forgot to whip the cream) but it turned into an absolutely amazing sauce instead.

This is intensely delicious and downright orgasmic. Indulge!